FIC: Abandon ~ 30 ~ Tom(Voldemort)/Harry ~ R

Title: Abandon
Author: batsutousai
Beta: magickmaker17
Pairings: Harry/Tom(Voldemort)
Warnings: This will have slash(Guys on guys, ppl.).
Disclaim Her: My computer is falling apart before my eyes and I haven't the money to fix it… T.T

Key:
Mind-speak
:Parseltongue:

( Chapter Thirty )

Abandon & Reclaim Series:
Abandon the Prequel: Sixth Year
Abandon Chapters:
01 || 02 || 03 || 04 || 05 || 06 || 07 || 08 || 09 || 10
11 || 12 || 13 || 14 || 15 || 16 || 17 || 18 || 19 || 20
21 || 22 || 23 || 24 || 25 || 26 || 27 || 28 || 29 || 30
31 || 32 || 33 || 34 || 35 || 36 || 37 || 38 || 39 || 40
41 || 42 || 43 || 44 || 45 || 46 || 47
Reclaim Chapters:
One || Two || Three || Four || Five || Six || Seven || Eight || Nine || Ten
Eleven || Twelve || Thirteen || Fourteen || Fifteen
Epilogue
Side Stories:
Ginevra Weasley & Theodore Nott
Minerva McGonagall || Minerva McGonagall (again)

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PARODY: Hermione Got Run Over By A Death Eater

Hermione Got Run Over By A Death Eater – As Sang by Ronald Weasley
A Parody of Harry Potter and Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer


Hermione got run over by a Death Eater
Walking to the library Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as You-Know-Who,
But as for me an' Harry, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much butterbeer,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot to return her library books,
And she staggered out the door into the hall.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had footprints on her forehead,
And incriminating snake marks on her back.

Hermione got run over by a Death Eater
Walking to the library Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as You-Know-Who,
But as for me an' Harry, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Harry,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching Quidditch,
Drinking juice and playing chess with Katie Bell.

It's not Christmas without ‘Mione,
All the student's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her books
Or sell them back?
SELL THEM BACK!!!

Hermione got run over by a Death Eater
Walking to the library Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as You-Know-Who,
But as for me an' Harry, we believe.

Now the bird is on the table
And the pudding made of goat (ahhhhh!)
And the red and golden candles,
That would just have matched the scarf ‘round ‘Mione's throat.

I've warned all my friends and professors,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a new wand,
To a man who talks to snakes and kills house-elves.
Sing it, Harry!

Hermione got run over by a Death Eater
Walking to the library Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as You-Know-Who,
But as for me an' Harry, we believe.

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A/N: Well, that was fun.
I do like Hermione, just so that you know. This was an assignment for my Creative Writing class.
DISCLAIM HER: Mes owns NA-DAS!!! *cackles insanely and flees*

EDIT: 30/09/09 Fixed a couple of words which got run together and changed a couple of words here and there so it flowed better.
~Bats ^.^x