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Title: Adrenaline Rush
Fandom: Doctor Who/Harry Potter
Author: Batsutousai
Rating: General
Pairings: Doctor/Harry Potter
Warnings: Crack
Summary: "I can't believe I let you talk me into this."
Disclaim Her: I own neither the characters of Doctor Who, nor of Harry Potter. Both worlds belong to their respective creators/controlling entities and I am only borrowing them for my own amusement. No money is being made off of this piece of fan fiction and no copyright infringement is intended.
A/N: In a response to this post, hangebokhan requested " 25, Doctor/Harry" ("I can’t believe you talked me into this.")
This can be considered part of my HP/DW series, though I didn't make a point of deciding which Doctor was involved, or when in the timeline it would have happened, other than it'd have to be either the 10th or 11th Doctors, as he didn't go travelling with 9 again after they slept together. (Shame, I know. :P) So, hey, pick your favourite, yeah?
" 'It's a sheer adrenaline rush', you said–"
"Well, it is!"
"–'It's just going to be a quick stop-over'–"
"Yes, well–"
"–'You're going to love it, Harry, I just know you'–"
"Are you going to pick at me–?"
"Yes!" Harry snapped, waving around them at the roller coaster car they were trapped in, at the top of the greatest drop that he'd ever seen. The Doctor had sworn it was the tallest coaster in all of time and space, and it had never once broken.
The Doctor sighed and gingerly shifted in his seat, one hand tugging ineffectively at the harness that was holding them both fast. "How was I supposed to know wizarding magic would freeze the mechanics?"
"I can't believe I let you talk me into this," Harry complained, closing his eyes and gingerly rubbing at the bridge of his nose. "This always happens."
"I'm sorry?"
Harry peeked over at the forlorn man next to him and couldn't resist a snort. "Merlin, look at the pair of us. Give me a kiss, you ridiculous–"
The Doctor flashed him a grin, one that said he'd just been waiting for Harry to give in to his charm – as inevitable as something going tits-up whenever they left the TARDIS – and stretched around the harness to kiss Harry.
The motion jostled their precarious position, and their car fell down the drop while they had their mouths pressed together, both grinning for all they were worth.
Hanging By a Thread
Dust in the Sky Chapters:
One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six
The Future Doesn't Scare Me Chapters:
One | Two | ???
The Perfect Sky is Torn Chapters:
One | Two | Three
DISCONTINUED
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Date: 1/5/15 08:18 (UTC)AoU was AWFUL! Not so much the plot but the acting. It was so... wooden! I am going to see it when it comes out in theaters here and hope it was just the cam but... RDJ's lines sound like he was reading off of a teleprompter, bored and hell. No one else is much better. AoS did a good job with the lead in though. What made me really hate the movie is how they shafted Clint. He is my fave! Did I end up telling you I read Fraction/Aja's Hawkeye? The art was pretty good and the typography was not too distracting. Plus..... Clint is my FAVORITE. They kept on sidelining Clint. Doing the whole "Oh yea, regular human, one hit and you're out!" NO! What makes him so cool is that he is so stubborn about fighting even when most would count him out. That you can be human AND a badass! Nat has a bastardized Serum, she does not count (as much as I like her). Also, what was with the wife and 1.5 kids? At least his acting was not horrible. I think Thor and Falcon's actors did the best job in this movie, not saying much though. They were the only two not sounding like they were reading off of a teleprompter 1/2 the time. Le sigh. Sadly over hyped movie was over hyped. Fanfiction's better T_T. I am so pissed that they are shuffling off Clint like that.
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Date: 1/5/15 09:10 (UTC)I dunno, the acting didn't really feel forced to me, though I could have been distracted by the unnecessary amount of shit goes boom. (Jeebus fuck. I know it's Whedon and explosions are sort of expected, but...wow. Bit over the top.) There were a lot of one-liners, given, but, again, Whedon. I went into the film expected a steady stream of snark interlaced with explosions. XP (And I haven't been watching AoS, so I can't speak to any of that. ^.^")
Given, the Hawkeye family was...weird, but I don't feel like Clint got shafted. Compared to the other films he's been in, he was the bleeding star, really, which was a nice change. And, yeah, he got a knock in that first fight and they called on account of it, but it's also true that he is the only non-modified human on the team, and I think it's a good show of how well they've all learnt to work together that the moment Clint drops, they close ranks. Figuratively, since Tony's going to town on the fortress instead of facing the opposition in the forest, but still. That was a nice show of the team's bond, and since Scarlett Witch spent half the film trying to rip them apart, it was good.
But, yeah, family was weird. Made him seem a little too soft, I think, but I also sort of get that they wanted Clint to have something to protect, because he really kind of...doesn't, in comic canon. It's just...what he does. (I wouldn't be surprised if Renner had a hand in giving Clint a family, since I'm pretty sure it's not even scrapped comic's canon.)
Nah, my biggest complaint about the film, other than the unnecessary amount of shit blowing up, was how much of that opening fight scene seemed to be computer animated. It was...extremely distracting.
I was a little weirded out about the Nat/Bruce subplot, even though I'd been spoiled about it in advance. It just... There's too much of the story missing, between the near miss in the first film and Nat being the only one capable of calming the Hulk down in the second film. It was jarring. (And what IS it with superhero films and needing to involve a romantic subplot? Because I will never understand that bit of Hollywood fuckery.)
I am also way too amused that they finally managed to drag Paul Bettany (JARVIS) into this circus. He's admitted, before, in one interview or another, that he's never watched the franchise, just did the lines they sent him for Jarvis and called it done. So, when I realised Vision was actually Bettany? Yeah, started laughing.
Idk. I've always had a bit of a wider forgiveness margin for things in films, in my experience, as opposed to other people. Bonus of spending most of my teen and university years avoiding tv and film, I guess? ^.^"
But, yeah, fanfic is better. Fanfiction is ALWAYS better. More time to explore character interactions than you get on the big screen, and less pandering to the male audience. (Because that's what superhero films pander to, disgustingly enough. :/ Failing of the universe.)
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Date: 1/5/15 10:26 (UTC)Vision was really strange but I figured it would be. Also, I am guessing that I am so critical because of how amazing I was expecting it to be and how mediocre it turned out in comparison. The fanfic has just ruined my expectations. Also, it felt like it was trying way too hard to set up the next movies.