Title: Clouds In My Coffee
Fandom: Marvel (movie 'verse) & Real Person Fiction
Author: Batsutousai
Rating: T
Pairings: Loki/Tom Hiddleston
Challenge: 30 Day OTP Challenge
Summary: For a challenge, 30 days of Tomki/FrostPudding.
Chapter Warnings: Crack
A/N: I was like, 'Well, crap. I'm sure they both know how to dance, and it's not outside the realm of possibility that they would do so, but why are they going to a dance?' *flail*
And then it hit me.
What if Loki discovered Gangnam Style?
- Day Twenty: Dancing -
It had been a long day, and Tom was looking forward to relaxing with the take-out he'd picked up and a film before crawling into bed. And, so long as he let Loki pick the film, he would get exactly that. Because Loki, for all that he drove Tom completely insane sometimes, was completely understanding of wanting to relax after a long day spent running around at the whim of others. (Tom had never asked, but he suspected the understanding was due to Thor's preference for the physical arts clashing with Loki's preference for the mind arts.)
Tom sighed and pushed open the door to his flat, then froze in the doorway to find Loki dancing around the living room like... Well, like an idiot. A very happy, ridiculously drunk idiot. He closed his eyes, rubbed at them, then peeked them open again.
Loki was still dancing.
"Loki?" he called and stepped through the door.
The music hit him like a physical force, the beat making the floor throb. Tom would have wondered how he hadn't noticed the music before, but he was getting used to the sound suppressing magic Loki had worked into the walls after the first time a neighbour had come by to make sure everything was well during a particularly rambunctious round of sex. (Loki had thought it was hysterical, but Tom had been embarrassed and ended up bargaining with the god for some sort of silencing magic. The week spend calling in 'sick' so he could serve as Loki's sex slave had been completely worth it.)
At least now he knew why Loki was dancing, and why he hadn't noticed the door opening, nor Tom calling his name. Tom sighed and pushed the door closed behind him, slipped off his shoes, and sidetracked to the kitchen to put the food on the worktop. Then he walked back into the living room and put his hands at Loki's waist.
The music died and Loki spun on the spot, expression torn between excitement and embarrassment at being caught. "Ah," he said, managing unruffled with a disturbing amount of ease, "you're home."
"I'm home," Tom agreed, amused. "I brought Thai with me."
Loki glanced towards the kitchen, then back at where Tom was still standing in front of him, hands at his waist. "Yes?" he drawled.
"That song sounds familiar."
"It is not unknown," Loki said, eyes flickering to where the laptop sat open on the coffee table, which had been pushed against the couch to make room for the god to dance. "It is called, I believe, 'Gangnam Style'."
Tom grinned. "It's really popular. Did you really only now discover it?"
Loki narrowed his eyes for a moment before his expression smoothed over. "Perhaps I have my mischief in fewer pies than you believed."
"Fingers, Loki," Tom corrected with resignation. He was pretty sure the god got those little human saying wrong just to irritate him. "You put your fingers in pies, not your mischief."
"Perhaps you do," Loki countered, "but my mischief gets into everything." He flicked a hand at the laptop and the music started up again. "Dance with me."
"No, Loki, I'm tir–"
Loki vanished from in front of him, only to reappear pressed tight against his back. "Dancing," he breathed in Tom's ear, brushing his hands along Tom's arms until they'd met up with Tom's hands. "I looked up the moves online."
"There are actual moves to this?" Tom wondered a bit helplessly as Loki manipulated his arms into doing what he wanted.
"There are moves to everything," Loki agreed.
"Hungry. Tired," Tom tried.
"One dance."
Tom sighed and let the god show him the moves, then they danced one song through. It was actually quite a lot of fun, all things considered, and Tom briefly entertained the idea of teaching it to everyone on set, just because watching a group of actors, set hands, the director, and whoever else was on set at the time doing this dance would be absolutely brilliant. And Loki would probably be ecstatic.
They did stop after one song, and Loki got the food while Tom collapsed back onto the couch after shoving the coffee table out of the way. When Loki joined him with the food, the god flicked a hand at the television and it flickered on to parodies of the song they'd been dancing to. Tom only groaned a little. (He did end up laughing at more than a few of them, especially when Loki got up to dance some more once he'd finished his food.)
He went to bed with the damn song stuck in his head and woke up with it there, too.
He also woke up to Loki dancing nakedly into the bathroom, so he considered it a fair trade and laughed as he started his day.
Days:
1 - Holding Hands ||| 2 - Cuddling Somewhere ||| 3 - Gaming ||| 4 - On a Date ||| 5 - Kissing
6 - Wearing Each Other's Clothing ||| 7 - Cosplaying ||| 8 - Shopping ||| 9 - Hanging Out With Friends ||| 10 - With Animal Ears
11 - Wearing Kigurumi ||| 12 - Making Out ||| 13 - Eating Ice Cream ||| 14 - Genderswapped ||| 15 - Different Clothing Style
16 - Morning Rituals ||| 17 - Spooning ||| 18 - Doing Something Together ||| 19 - In Formal Wear |||20 - Dancing
21 - Cooking/Baking ||| 22 - In Battle, Side-By-Side ||| 23 - Arguing ||| 24 - Making Up After ||| 25 - Gazing Into Each Other's Eyes
26 - Getting Married ||| 27 - Birthday ||| 28 - Something Ridiculous ||| 29 - Something Sweet ||| 30 - Something Hot
Masterlist
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Fandom: Marvel (movie 'verse) & Real Person Fiction
Author: Batsutousai
Rating: T
Pairings: Loki/Tom Hiddleston
Challenge: 30 Day OTP Challenge
Summary: For a challenge, 30 days of Tomki/FrostPudding.
Chapter Warnings: Crack
A/N: I was like, 'Well, crap. I'm sure they both know how to dance, and it's not outside the realm of possibility that they would do so, but why are they going to a dance?' *flail*
And then it hit me.
What if Loki discovered Gangnam Style?
It had been a long day, and Tom was looking forward to relaxing with the take-out he'd picked up and a film before crawling into bed. And, so long as he let Loki pick the film, he would get exactly that. Because Loki, for all that he drove Tom completely insane sometimes, was completely understanding of wanting to relax after a long day spent running around at the whim of others. (Tom had never asked, but he suspected the understanding was due to Thor's preference for the physical arts clashing with Loki's preference for the mind arts.)
Tom sighed and pushed open the door to his flat, then froze in the doorway to find Loki dancing around the living room like... Well, like an idiot. A very happy, ridiculously drunk idiot. He closed his eyes, rubbed at them, then peeked them open again.
Loki was still dancing.
"Loki?" he called and stepped through the door.
The music hit him like a physical force, the beat making the floor throb. Tom would have wondered how he hadn't noticed the music before, but he was getting used to the sound suppressing magic Loki had worked into the walls after the first time a neighbour had come by to make sure everything was well during a particularly rambunctious round of sex. (Loki had thought it was hysterical, but Tom had been embarrassed and ended up bargaining with the god for some sort of silencing magic. The week spend calling in 'sick' so he could serve as Loki's sex slave had been completely worth it.)
At least now he knew why Loki was dancing, and why he hadn't noticed the door opening, nor Tom calling his name. Tom sighed and pushed the door closed behind him, slipped off his shoes, and sidetracked to the kitchen to put the food on the worktop. Then he walked back into the living room and put his hands at Loki's waist.
The music died and Loki spun on the spot, expression torn between excitement and embarrassment at being caught. "Ah," he said, managing unruffled with a disturbing amount of ease, "you're home."
"I'm home," Tom agreed, amused. "I brought Thai with me."
Loki glanced towards the kitchen, then back at where Tom was still standing in front of him, hands at his waist. "Yes?" he drawled.
"That song sounds familiar."
"It is not unknown," Loki said, eyes flickering to where the laptop sat open on the coffee table, which had been pushed against the couch to make room for the god to dance. "It is called, I believe, 'Gangnam Style'."
Tom grinned. "It's really popular. Did you really only now discover it?"
Loki narrowed his eyes for a moment before his expression smoothed over. "Perhaps I have my mischief in fewer pies than you believed."
"Fingers, Loki," Tom corrected with resignation. He was pretty sure the god got those little human saying wrong just to irritate him. "You put your fingers in pies, not your mischief."
"Perhaps you do," Loki countered, "but my mischief gets into everything." He flicked a hand at the laptop and the music started up again. "Dance with me."
"No, Loki, I'm tir–"
Loki vanished from in front of him, only to reappear pressed tight against his back. "Dancing," he breathed in Tom's ear, brushing his hands along Tom's arms until they'd met up with Tom's hands. "I looked up the moves online."
"There are actual moves to this?" Tom wondered a bit helplessly as Loki manipulated his arms into doing what he wanted.
"There are moves to everything," Loki agreed.
"Hungry. Tired," Tom tried.
"One dance."
Tom sighed and let the god show him the moves, then they danced one song through. It was actually quite a lot of fun, all things considered, and Tom briefly entertained the idea of teaching it to everyone on set, just because watching a group of actors, set hands, the director, and whoever else was on set at the time doing this dance would be absolutely brilliant. And Loki would probably be ecstatic.
They did stop after one song, and Loki got the food while Tom collapsed back onto the couch after shoving the coffee table out of the way. When Loki joined him with the food, the god flicked a hand at the television and it flickered on to parodies of the song they'd been dancing to. Tom only groaned a little. (He did end up laughing at more than a few of them, especially when Loki got up to dance some more once he'd finished his food.)
He went to bed with the damn song stuck in his head and woke up with it there, too.
He also woke up to Loki dancing nakedly into the bathroom, so he considered it a fair trade and laughed as he started his day.
1 - Holding Hands ||| 2 - Cuddling Somewhere ||| 3 - Gaming ||| 4 - On a Date ||| 5 - Kissing
6 - Wearing Each Other's Clothing ||| 7 - Cosplaying ||| 8 - Shopping ||| 9 - Hanging Out With Friends ||| 10 - With Animal Ears
11 - Wearing Kigurumi ||| 12 - Making Out ||| 13 - Eating Ice Cream ||| 14 - Genderswapped ||| 15 - Different Clothing Style
16 - Morning Rituals ||| 17 - Spooning ||| 18 - Doing Something Together ||| 19 - In Formal Wear |||
21 - Cooking/Baking ||| 22 - In Battle, Side-By-Side ||| 23 - Arguing ||| 24 - Making Up After ||| 25 - Gazing Into Each Other's Eyes
26 - Getting Married ||| 27 - Birthday ||| 28 - Something Ridiculous ||| 29 - Something Sweet ||| 30 - Something Hot
Masterlist
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Date: 4/12/12 19:52 (UTC)There were some kids from Krakow at a Uni that did a spoof of it. Was hilarious!
Would totally love to see a naked Loki dancing to it in the bathroom...
Though now I have "Walking in the Air" flying through my head...repeatedly >.o
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Date: 4/12/12 22:53 (UTC)XD That song... The copy of The Snowman I got came with an mp3 of the song. Hadn't heard it before – I like Nightwish, but I don't tend to go looking for their music – but I kinda like it. It's on one of my playlists that I listen to a lot. ^.^"
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Date: 5/12/12 11:32 (UTC)Nightwish is pretty awesome. And that song is from Nightwish? >.>;
I thought it was an original and people just sing it like usual?
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Date: 5/12/12 17:53 (UTC)no subject
Date: 5/12/12 17:57 (UTC)Now Imma go spam your twitter and Clouds posts *rubs hands together*