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batsutousaiTitle: Clouds In My Coffee
Fandom: Marvel (movie 'verse) & Real Person Fiction
Author: Batsutousai
Rating: T
Pairings: Loki/Tom Hiddleston
Challenge: 30 Day OTP Challenge
Chapter Warnings: Crack
Summary: For a challenge, 30 days of Tomki/FrostPudding.
A/N: This is Clark Gregg's fault.
- Day Three: Gaming OR Watching a Film -
"Really?" Jeremy Renner said as he opened the door. "Really?"
Thomas shrugged. "I couldn't leave him at the hotel. Remember the last time?"
Loki smirked as he remembered his extremely clever, passive-aggressive way of complaining about the mortal leaving him behind when he went to spend time with his Avengers co-stars. It had involved a fair amount of shaving cream, some tin-foil that he refused to give the origin of, the television set, most of Thomas' luggage, and a male prostitute. Loki may or may not have used said prostitute's mobile phone to text pictures of the result to his lover and his fellow actors.
Thomas had not been amused.
Renner sighed and stepped back to let them both in. "If you're going to wreck my house," he requested of Loki, "please either keep it to the patio, or use edible items."
Thomas grabbed Loki's arm and tugged him towards the living room, away from the kitchen. "You promised you would behave if I brought you along."
"Did I?" Loki wondered. And you'd think Thomas would know better than to trust any promises handed down by the God of Lies.
"I will withhold sex," Thomas threatened in a hiss. As if his co-stars didn't already know he was sleeping with the god he played.
Loki smiled, slow and knowing. "No, you won't."
Thomas considered that for a moment, then settled on, "I will try very, very hard. And we'll both be miserable. Neither of us wants that. Behave."
"Are you attempting to blackmail me? Truly?"
Thomas pointed a finger at him, opened his mouth to respond, then appeared to think better of it and snapped his mouth shut. Shaking his head, he turned and continued his way into the living room.
Loki chuckled and followed the human, deciding he would look around Renner's kitchen later.
Those humans that had arrived before Loki and Thomas were already gathered around the television set, watching arrows move up the screen. Two square pads sat on the floor in front of the television, Scarlett Johansson and Mark Ruffalo each standing on one. They were moving oddly on the pads while the others cheered them on, and it took Loki an embarrassing amount of time to realise they were attempting to match the arrows on the pads to the ones on the screen.
"It's called Dance, Dance Revolution," Clark Gregg informed him as he stopped next to Loki, having just arrived.
"There seems to be little 'dancing' involved," Loki returned. Not that he knew overmuch of dancing, as it was not a common pastime for a warrior species. Not to say they didn't having dancing on Asgard, because they did, but it was not something oft enacted, and it certainly wasn't some great form of entertainment, as the Midgardian television programmes would have him believe.
Gregg considered the two on the pads, where Johansson appeared to have won. "I suppose that depends on your idea of dancing."
Loki turned an unimpressed stare on him.
Gregg laughed.
"Tom!" Ruffalo called as he stepped off his pad. "Give it a try!"
"I'm not sure about this..." Thomas replied, even as he stepped up to the abandoned pad.
"It's easy," Johansson promised, a curl to her lips that would have better served the spy she played on set.
"That's reassuring," Thomas muttered, but he was grinning, wide and free.
Johansson let him pick the song, then they were off, both frowning in concentration as they tried to match the arrows.
"A child's game," Loki muttered.
"Not all of us are gods," Gregg reminded him, amused.
Loki sneered. "I am aware."
It was a few rounds before Chris Hemsworth – always looking to include Loki on the rare occasion that Thomas allowed him along – called, "Loki! Why don't you give it a try?" after Johansson had soundly defeated him.
"I'm not sure–" Thomas started.
"An excellent idea," Loki decided, because if Thomas thought it was a poor plan, Loki was all for it. (Something about being told to behave made him want to act out as much as possible.)
"Don't break the pad," Thomas muttered as Loki passed him.
Loki smirked and settled in to destroy Johansson, in as extravagant a fashion as possible.
And he didn't break the pad.
-0-0-0-
Half a year later, at a press conference, Thomas would bring up Dance, Dance Revolution at Renner's house, and Clark Gregg would state, in all seriousness, "Nobody Lambadas like Loki."
Days:
1 - Holding Hands ||| 2 - Cuddling Somewhere |||3 - Gaming ||| 4 - On a Date ||| 5 - Kissing
6 - Wearing Each Other's Clothing ||| 7 - Cosplaying ||| 8 - Shopping ||| 9 - Hanging Out With Friends ||| 10 - With Animal Ears
11 - Wearing Kigurumi ||| 12 - Making Out ||| 13 - Eating Ice Cream ||| 14 - Genderswapped ||| 15 - Different Clothing Style
16 - Morning Rituals ||| 17 - Spooning ||| 18 - Doing Something Together ||| 19 - In Formal Wear ||| 20 - Dancing
21 - Cooking/Baking ||| 22 - In Battle, Side-By-Side ||| 23 - Arguing ||| 24 - Making Up After ||| 25 - Gazing Into Each Other's Eyes
26 - Getting Married ||| 27 - Birthday ||| 28 - Something Ridiculous ||| 29 - Something Sweet ||| 30 - Something Hot
Masterlist
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Fandom: Marvel (movie 'verse) & Real Person Fiction
Author: Batsutousai
Rating: T
Pairings: Loki/Tom Hiddleston
Challenge: 30 Day OTP Challenge
Chapter Warnings: Crack
Summary: For a challenge, 30 days of Tomki/FrostPudding.
A/N: This is Clark Gregg's fault.
"Really?" Jeremy Renner said as he opened the door. "Really?"
Thomas shrugged. "I couldn't leave him at the hotel. Remember the last time?"
Loki smirked as he remembered his extremely clever, passive-aggressive way of complaining about the mortal leaving him behind when he went to spend time with his Avengers co-stars. It had involved a fair amount of shaving cream, some tin-foil that he refused to give the origin of, the television set, most of Thomas' luggage, and a male prostitute. Loki may or may not have used said prostitute's mobile phone to text pictures of the result to his lover and his fellow actors.
Thomas had not been amused.
Renner sighed and stepped back to let them both in. "If you're going to wreck my house," he requested of Loki, "please either keep it to the patio, or use edible items."
Thomas grabbed Loki's arm and tugged him towards the living room, away from the kitchen. "You promised you would behave if I brought you along."
"Did I?" Loki wondered. And you'd think Thomas would know better than to trust any promises handed down by the God of Lies.
"I will withhold sex," Thomas threatened in a hiss. As if his co-stars didn't already know he was sleeping with the god he played.
Loki smiled, slow and knowing. "No, you won't."
Thomas considered that for a moment, then settled on, "I will try very, very hard. And we'll both be miserable. Neither of us wants that. Behave."
"Are you attempting to blackmail me? Truly?"
Thomas pointed a finger at him, opened his mouth to respond, then appeared to think better of it and snapped his mouth shut. Shaking his head, he turned and continued his way into the living room.
Loki chuckled and followed the human, deciding he would look around Renner's kitchen later.
Those humans that had arrived before Loki and Thomas were already gathered around the television set, watching arrows move up the screen. Two square pads sat on the floor in front of the television, Scarlett Johansson and Mark Ruffalo each standing on one. They were moving oddly on the pads while the others cheered them on, and it took Loki an embarrassing amount of time to realise they were attempting to match the arrows on the pads to the ones on the screen.
"It's called Dance, Dance Revolution," Clark Gregg informed him as he stopped next to Loki, having just arrived.
"There seems to be little 'dancing' involved," Loki returned. Not that he knew overmuch of dancing, as it was not a common pastime for a warrior species. Not to say they didn't having dancing on Asgard, because they did, but it was not something oft enacted, and it certainly wasn't some great form of entertainment, as the Midgardian television programmes would have him believe.
Gregg considered the two on the pads, where Johansson appeared to have won. "I suppose that depends on your idea of dancing."
Loki turned an unimpressed stare on him.
Gregg laughed.
"Tom!" Ruffalo called as he stepped off his pad. "Give it a try!"
"I'm not sure about this..." Thomas replied, even as he stepped up to the abandoned pad.
"It's easy," Johansson promised, a curl to her lips that would have better served the spy she played on set.
"That's reassuring," Thomas muttered, but he was grinning, wide and free.
Johansson let him pick the song, then they were off, both frowning in concentration as they tried to match the arrows.
"A child's game," Loki muttered.
"Not all of us are gods," Gregg reminded him, amused.
Loki sneered. "I am aware."
It was a few rounds before Chris Hemsworth – always looking to include Loki on the rare occasion that Thomas allowed him along – called, "Loki! Why don't you give it a try?" after Johansson had soundly defeated him.
"I'm not sure–" Thomas started.
"An excellent idea," Loki decided, because if Thomas thought it was a poor plan, Loki was all for it. (Something about being told to behave made him want to act out as much as possible.)
"Don't break the pad," Thomas muttered as Loki passed him.
Loki smirked and settled in to destroy Johansson, in as extravagant a fashion as possible.
And he didn't break the pad.
-0-0-0-
Half a year later, at a press conference, Thomas would bring up Dance, Dance Revolution at Renner's house, and Clark Gregg would state, in all seriousness, "Nobody Lambadas like Loki."
1 - Holding Hands ||| 2 - Cuddling Somewhere |||
6 - Wearing Each Other's Clothing ||| 7 - Cosplaying ||| 8 - Shopping ||| 9 - Hanging Out With Friends ||| 10 - With Animal Ears
11 - Wearing Kigurumi ||| 12 - Making Out ||| 13 - Eating Ice Cream ||| 14 - Genderswapped ||| 15 - Different Clothing Style
16 - Morning Rituals ||| 17 - Spooning ||| 18 - Doing Something Together ||| 19 - In Formal Wear ||| 20 - Dancing
21 - Cooking/Baking ||| 22 - In Battle, Side-By-Side ||| 23 - Arguing ||| 24 - Making Up After ||| 25 - Gazing Into Each Other's Eyes
26 - Getting Married ||| 27 - Birthday ||| 28 - Something Ridiculous ||| 29 - Something Sweet ||| 30 - Something Hot
Masterlist
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