PARODY: Fullmetal the Alchemist

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Fullmetal the Alchemist

Parody of Frosty the Snowman and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood/manga

Fullmetal the alchemist

Was a boy far from genteel

With a long red coat and braided hair

And two limbs made out of steel



Fullmetal the alchemist

was a State Alchemist they say

He was just a kid but everybody knows

How he saved Amestris that day



There must have been something divine

About his alchemy

For when he'd clap his hands together

Evil fled his majesty



Fullmetal the alchemist

Was talented as could be

But everyone says he would scream

And shout if someone called him a pea



Crackledy clap clap

Crackledy clap clap

Watch Fullmetal fight

Crackledy clap clap

Crackledy clap clap

The demons back all night



Fullmetal the alchemist

Would face his foe that day

So he bought a new coat

And he braided his hair

And he didn't run away



Into Central City

With friends at his back

He refused to be stopped

By the military's upset

For he had some eyes to black



He faced the demon in his lair

And refused to bow to it

Him and his allies fought for hours

While above us the eclipse



When the demon was finished

Fallen dead at Fullmetal's feet

He didn't stay or celebrate

But left to find

More villains to browbeat



Crackledy clap clap

Crackledy clap clap

Watch Fullmetal fight

Crackledy clap clap

Crackledy clap clap

The demons back all night

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A/N: Have another FMA holiday parody! Also for the Days of Yore December event on celebrate_fma.

You know what I hate? Rhymes. *rage quits*

~Bats ^^x

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