PARODY: Harry the Green-Eyed Wonder

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Harry the Green-Eyed Wonder
Parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Harry Potter

You know Slytherin, and Gryffindor, and
Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw,
Merlin, and Morgana, and
Flamel, and Dumbledore.
But do you recall
the most famous wizard of all?
Harry, the green-eyed wonder
had a very shiny scar.
And if you ever saw him,
you might even say har-har.

All of the other children
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Harry
join in any muggle games.

Then one happy Hallowe'en
Voldie came to say:
"Harry with your eyes so bright,
won't you die by m'wand tonight?"

Then all the children loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
"Harry the green-eyed wonder,
you should run the Ministry!"

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A/N: I couldn't help myself. Especially after I realised how many reviews Hermione Got Run Over by a Death Eater has received over the years.

This creation would not be without the assistance of tsuki_no_suzu.

Cheers!
~Bats ^.^x