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The Twelve Days of Invasion
Parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas and The Avengers
On the twelfth day of invasion,
the invaders gave to me:
Twelve clones of Loki,
Eleven civilians fleeing,
Ten hammers-a-flinging,
Nine blood-soaked cards,
Eight Widows-a-firing,
Seven shields-a-slinging,
Six Hulks-a-smashing,
Five Tesseracts,
Four repulsors fired,
Three controlled friends,
Two Director Furys,
And a Hawkeye on a rooftop.
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A/N: There is no excuse for this. I was tired and, somehow, 'and a Hawkeye in a Helicarrier' got stuck in my head. But there were too many syllables and I waffled over it. A lot. And then... Yeah...
I thought about typing the whole thing out, going day-by-day, but decided that was too much work. Also, this is really all you need for the song.
~Bats ^.^x
Parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas and The Avengers
On the twelfth day of invasion,
the invaders gave to me:
Twelve clones of Loki,
Eleven civilians fleeing,
Ten hammers-a-flinging,
Nine blood-soaked cards,
Eight Widows-a-firing,
Seven shields-a-slinging,
Six Hulks-a-smashing,
Five Tesseracts,
Four repulsors fired,
Three controlled friends,
Two Director Furys,
And a Hawkeye on a rooftop.
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A/N: There is no excuse for this. I was tired and, somehow, 'and a Hawkeye in a Helicarrier' got stuck in my head. But there were too many syllables and I waffled over it. A lot. And then... Yeah...
I thought about typing the whole thing out, going day-by-day, but decided that was too much work. Also, this is really all you need for the song.
~Bats ^.^x
