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batsutousai ([personal profile] batsutousai) wrote2006-04-01 03:33 am

DRABBLE: "The April Fools To Cap Them All" ~ PG

Title: "The April Fools To Cap Them All"
Author: [livejournal.com profile] batsutousai
Rating: PG
Summary: The Twins wreck havoc.

A/N: In honour of Gred and Forge's birthday.... ^.^"

Podfic by the glorious [livejournal.com profile] hangebokhan found here.




It was blooming into a beautiful day, and the Twins couldn't wait until all hell broke loose.

Not that they'd be around to see it, of course. Their parents insisted on their presence at the house. The Twins had decided that their dear mummy and daddy were throwing them a happy birthday party.

Not that anyone would be all that happy with them after dawn.

-~/\~-


The Daily Prophet ran an article of a nude Fudge giving lip service to Minister Scrimgeour in the middle of the Minister's office on the front page. The Prophet was quickly hip-deep in Howlers.

The Quibbler ran a real story for once. People were so shocked that a few fainted.

The wall into Diagon Alley wouldn't open for anyone. It wasn't until one desperate witch started tapping it in random patterns that people realized that the way to open it was to tap it in the exact opposite pattern from the normal way.

Diagon Alley itself, however, had traded places with Knockturn Alley. Everyone turned around and went home, not daring to test fate on the day of pranksters.

Hogsmeade lay witness to a spectacular fireworks display at four in the morning. Grumpy townspeople scowled at one another and Zonko's didn't dare open, for fear of getting mobbed for a prank that, although he appreciated, he couldn't take credit for.

Hogwarts students woke to Peeves running rampant in the Great Hall. Students and teachers alike fled the hall immediately after entering. A few ran for the kitchens while a large number set up search teams for the Bloody Baron. When they found him, however, it turned out that he thought it was only fair to allow Peeves his fun on such a special day. Professors made meals available in common rooms.

Far away, Voldemort and his Death Eaters laughed over the misfortune of the Light. Attempting to leave their hidden base to cause havoc, however, caused them to all turn into white kittens. Voldemort was furious. How had the pranksters done this?!

Back at Hogwarts, Severus Snape was happily counting the money the Twins had given him for helping them out.

All, however, was calm at the Burrow. The party was a great success and the fact that their mum didn’t get the Prophet any more saved Fred and George a lot of grief.

Even they weren't foolish enough to tempt their mother.

[identity profile] eaivalefay.livejournal.com 2006-04-01 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO

Can I have one of those white kittens? Or two? Say the one with the odd red eyes, and the one with the odd silver eyes. *hopes*

[identity profile] eaivalefay.livejournal.com 2006-04-02 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
^.^

Yay! I will take Lucius!Kitty, pwease? *cuddles him*

[identity profile] noagirl.livejournal.com 2006-04-03 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Feel free. *hands him over*

[identity profile] eaivalefay.livejournal.com 2006-04-09 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! *pets him, and loves him, and calls him Lucius, because Lucius suits him better than the name 'George' would*

[identity profile] noagirl.livejournal.com 2006-04-10 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
*falls over*

(Anonymous) 2006-04-01 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Fucking Ace!

And I want the white kitten with the red eyes! Or the one with steel-grey/blue... Either one will do.

This thing is awesome, Bats. Just like always.

~HellsBitch

[identity profile] shadowed-seraph.livejournal.com 2006-04-01 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Good stuff i like it :)
I dont want the kittens thanks ;) i'll just be stealing rich Severus away to my island...


SS

[identity profile] morganwolfe666.livejournal.com 2006-04-01 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
LMFAOROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOARIUP"*(Y£_*Y$_PH%£_GGUIPIPU

*deadfromtehfunny*

[identity profile] noagirl.livejournal.com 2006-04-01 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*revies*

[identity profile] flosspyromaniac.livejournal.com 2006-04-01 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL
I want the death eater kittens liek whoa. ^.^
Much love for you and F & G
♥♥♥

[identity profile] noagirl.livejournal.com 2006-04-03 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Seems to be a common theme. LOL

[identity profile] juststoptime.livejournal.com 2006-04-05 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I found a rather cute kitten with green eyes. (: Perhaps the kittens can have a play date? ;D

[identity profile] sisi-rambles.livejournal.com 2014-06-30 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
I just listened to hangebokhan's lovely podfic of this. It's such a fun story. I couldn't believe it when I realized that Fred and George had bribed Snape into assisting them! Their powers are truly impressive :)