Cough. ::split personality:: So there is how big of a difference between your computer self and your reality self? Which one is your real self or am I bordering sensitive territory?

... I call everyone dear, dear.

It sounds like my schedule, of sorts.

Hate it to break it to you, but you're in college to learn how to be responsible.

How long can you escape reality? It exists and it is eternal.

Should I have put a warning for depressing or realistic thoughts? :P